Great News! – Whootah.Com is back!

Mr. Hawkins is in direct violation of one of the stipulating points in our signed contract.  Point # 197.2 – 39AR states clearly:

“If at any point Mr. Hawkins reacts in a violent, unpleasant, derogatory or negative way toward any forum/site members of the newly named Whootahawkins.Com site, he will forfeit in whole the amount of $2000.00 that was paid for acquisition of Whootah.Com  Moreover, Whootah.Com shall be re-instated in full as a solely owned domain to Alan Martin and Phil Hart.  All rights, privileges, names, facsimiles, usages, prosthetic, quirks, wags, fundles, bungles, bangles, ranks, works, talks, winks, warbles and all around cool stuff will be reinstated on the Whootah.Com website and Mr. Hawkins is SOL!”

Evidence of Mr. Hawkins direct violation can be found HERE  We sincerely apologize to you Mr. CoasterGary and hope you will come back to Whootah.Com!

Thanks to all our fans who suffered through this trying time for us all.

and we get to keep the dough!  WHOOTAH! 🙂

6 Responses to “Great News! – Whootah.Com is back!”

  1. Jonathan Hawkins Says:

    This is bull****

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Too bad my friend. You violated your agreement and now it’s ours once again. Be nice and I might buy you cookie with some of your money! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  3. Phil Says:

    this is bull****

    All i hear all over the internet is good job Jonathan. Nice joke Jonathan, you’re so f*cking cool jonathan. We went through a lot of work to change the entire theme of the website. Spent countless hours on 2 new videos, and it’s all thanks jonathan this. You had me there jonathan that. Can i have your baby jonathan now?


  4. Anonymous Says:

    simma daahn naaahhh!!!!

  5. Wes Says:

    Jonathan you should call your bank and put a stop pay on the check!!!

    Take that

  6. Emily Says:


    Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators…

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